The new generation in pedicure chair is here, and it combines the classical elements of pampering with the latest cutting-edge robot technology. The new Destruktorr Footspa from Lexor
allows clients to become mobile with the help of patented new spider-leg attachments, and laser beams are also included to vaporize enemies or simply reheat food.
Other "Smart" features include:
> Auto-Fill-Up your drinks
> Auto Machine laser beam
> Sani-Drain built-in bathroom
> Tru-Touch 16-function leg extenders
Standard features include:
> a purse hook - man hook - whatever!
> 1-year warranty (voided after purchase)
> and a non-UL Certified seal of disapproval
The extra large cup holder allows for maximum hydration and—
—if you haven’t guessed by now, April Fools!
This press release came to us compliments of Lexor, the pioneer of “smart” pedi-spas, with its fun take on the company’s real-life automated features like Auto-Fill and Sani-Drain.
We had a good laugh around here at the office and hope you do too.
| posted on Monday, April 01, 2013 3:41 PM